Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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