I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
3 2 1 whiskey
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
i out mim tonsoeep
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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