i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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