oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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