I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
