dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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