Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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