I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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