is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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