Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
BRING THE BAGELS
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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