let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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