Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
It's rum buckets o'clock
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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