hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
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Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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