i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
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Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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