that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
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I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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