problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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