Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
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Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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