the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Randomize
