You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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