we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Holy sore nipples Batman
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DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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