Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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