i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
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Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.