Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
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Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob