Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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