we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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