Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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