just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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