Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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