it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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