Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
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What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Boobs speak an international language.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
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