Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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