piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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