did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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