I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
How does one acquire holy water?
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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