I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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