She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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