If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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