these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
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I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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