Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
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She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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