He is like the real live version of the state fair..
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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