I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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