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idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
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seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
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put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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