I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
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He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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