Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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