it was like his penis was on wheels.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Randomize
