Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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