Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
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I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
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I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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