found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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