Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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