Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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