my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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