im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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