dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
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He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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