does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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