I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
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Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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