There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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