it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
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Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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