I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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