Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
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